It has a high waist. My favorite!
2. The slits make it very convenient if I need to suddenly break into a sprint!
3. I can sit like this and all my lady bits are securely covered. (I have really bad resting bi*$% face. I Blame genetics.)
4. One slit is sexy. Two is just plain STUPID! Stupid sexxy that is!
5. The conservative length makes it work appropriate.
6. I can climb trees without feeling restricted. WIN!
7. The length makes me look so prim and proper.
8.When the wind blows, just the right amount of leg shows.
9. I look like an absolute BOSS in it!
10. It’s on sale for $12.95!
SPLICED MIDI SKIRT: $12.50 ASOS *Sustainable Pick*
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LACE UP PUMP: $59.97 Chinese Laundry
BRACELET: $50 KENDRA SCOTT [Similar Style Linked]
FAUX FUR VEST: Thrifted
BAG: I’ve had it for years, never gets old.